Friday, January 10, 2014

Kid's Say the Darndest Things..




Mister: Mom what is super green and super wet?
Me: I don't know, what?
Mister: I don't know either but it's on my bedroom floor.

Mister: That baby is so funny. (Sis) Only she knows what she is saying but I think she means to say that she misses your belly because it was awesome.

Hubcap: Why are you sitting at the head of the table?
Mister:because Little Miss is the heart, you are the ribs (pointing to the side chairs) and mom( pointing to the chair across from him) is the feet!

Mister: How sweet is mom? She is a five because five is my favorite number and she is my favorite lady. (Then he turns and gives me two thumbs up)

Me: Why do you have blue marker all over your face?
Mister: I was Smurf hunting.





Little Miss: Momma tell me the story of baby Sis in your belly.
Me: How about you tell me?
Little Miss: Baby Sis was in your belly and she came out and was tiny. Mister was in your belly. Then you ate ice cream and he came out and was huge. I was in your belly. There were tornadoes and butterflies and then I came out. And I was perfect.

Little Miss: I just can't wear these pants.
Me: Why not?
Little Miss: They aren't cute, its just not allowed.



Me: This is Sis. No cute quotes necessary.

Our Week in a List



Cookie Tree Cookies
bike rides
a lot of cooking in the play kitchen
sunny afternoon and back porch sitting
planning 1st birthday photo shoots
planning 1st birthdays without breakdowns.. shocker
chicken tortilla soup
back to preschool routine
long drives through the orchards
afternoon walks
afternoon cups of coffee
evening cups of decaf coffee
raspberry and lemon sorbet
valentine making
color book coloring
Cajun Chicken Pasta
green smoothies
bedroom makeovers
hairbow hair
breakfast dates with just the girls
 happy mail from the pediatricians cat
Crockpot lemon chicken
one personal watermelon splat on the grocery store floor
one water fountain play date
cleaning/laundry/mopping/laundry/cleaning/laundry
fresh flowers
Eloise reading
sugar cookie candles
promise of rain